Dinner für One
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Personen: 2
Dauer: ca. 20 Minuten
Material:
· Gedeckter Tisch mit 6 Stühlen
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JA = James
MS = Miss Sophie
JA: Good
evening, Miss Sophie, good evening.
MS: Good
evening, James.
JA: You are
looking very well this evening, Miss Sophie.
MS: Well, I
am feeling very much better, thank you, James.
JA: Good,
good...
MS: Well, I
must say that everything looks very nice.
JA: Thank
you very much, Miss Sophie, thank you.
MS: Is
everybody here?
JA: Indeed,
they are, yeah, yes... They all are here for your anniversary, Miss Sophie.
MS: All
five places are laid out?
JA: All
laid out as usual.
MS: Sir
Toby?
JA: Sir
Toby, yes, he's sitting here this year, Miss Sophie.
MS: Admiral von Schneider?
JA: Admiral von Schneider is sitting here, Miss Sophie.
MS: Mr. Pommeroy?
JA: Mr. Pommeroy, I put round here for you.
MS: And my
very dear friend, Mr. Winterbottom?
JA: On your
right, as you requested, Miss Sophie.
MS: Thank
you, James. You may now serve the soup.
JA: The
soup, thank you very much, Miss Sophie, thank you. They are all waiting for
you. Little drop of Mulligatawny soup, Miss Sophie...
MS: I am particulary fond of Mulligatawny soup, James.
JA: Yes, I
know you are.
MS: I think
we'll have sherry now, with the soup.
JA: Sherry
with the soup, yes...
Oh, by the
way, the same procedure as last year, Miss Sophie?
MS: Same
procedure as every year, James.
JA: Same
procedure as every year, James.
MS: Is that
a dry sherry, JAMES?
JA: Yes, a
very dry sherry, Miss Sophie. A very dry. Straight out
of the cellar, this morning, Miss Sophie.
MS: Sir
Toby!
JA:
Cheerio, Miss Sophie!
MS: Admiral von Schneider!
JA: Ad... Must
I say it this year, Miss Sophie?
MS: Just to
please me, James.
JA: Just to
please you, very good, yes, yes... Skoll!
MS: Mr. Pommeroy!
JA: Happy
New Year, Sophie!
MS: And
dear Mr. Wintterbottom!
JA: Well,
here we are again, old lovely...
MS: You may
now serve the fish.
JA: Fish. Very good, Miss Sophie. Did you enjoy the soup?
MS:
Delicious, James.
JA: Thank
you, Miss Sophie, glad you enjoy it. - Little bit of
MS: I think
we'll have white wine with the fish.
JA: White
wine with the fish. The same procedure as last year, Miss
Sophie?
MS: The
same procedure as every year, James.
JA: Yeah...
MS: Sir Toby!
JA: Cheerio, Sophie, me gal...
MS: Admiral von Schneider!
JA: Oh,
must I, Miss Sophie?
MS: James,
please, please...
JA: Skoll!
MS: Mr. Pommeroy!
JA: Happy
New Year, Sophie gal!
MS: Mr. Winterbottom!
JA: ...you
look younger than ever, love! Younger than ever!
He, he,
he...
MS: Please,
serve the chicken!
JA: Ya...
MS: That
looks a very fine bird?!
JA: That's
a lovely chu... chuk... chicken, that I'll tell you, a lovely...
MS: I think, we'll have champagne with the bird!
JA:
MS: Same
procedure as every year, James!!! - Sir Toby!
JA: Sophie me gal...
MS: Admiral von Schneider!
JA: ...
must I, Miss Sophie?
MS: James!
JA: Ssskoll!
MS: Mr. Pommeroy!
JA: Happy
New Year, Sophie gal...
MS: Mr. Winterbottom!
JA: It's
one of the nicest little woman...hick...one of the
nicest little woman, that's ever breathed, ever breathed...
I now
declare this bazar opened!
Would you
like some fruit?
MS: I think
we'll have port with the fruit!
JA: Oh, noo! S...ame procedure as last...
MS: Yes,
same procedure as every year, James.
JA:
......!!!.....
MS: Sir
Toby!
JA: Sugar
in the morning, sugar...
MS: Admiral von Schneider!
JA: Ssskolll!
MS: Mr. Pommeroy!
JA: I'm
sorry, madam, sorry.
MS: Mr. Winterbottom!
JA: ...huuuh, I'll kill that cat!
MS: Well,
James, it's been really a wonderful party!
JA: Well,
it's been most enjoyable.
MS: I think, I'll retire.
JA: You're
going to bed?
MS: Yes.
JA: Sit
down; I'll give you a hand up, Madam.
MS: As I
was saying, I think, I'll retire...
JA: Ya... Ya. - By the way, the same procedure as last year, Miss
Sophie?
MS: The
same procedure as every year, James!
JA: Well -
I'll do my very best!
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